Going to the bathroom at night
Normal people :
Me :
Then going back inside my room
Normal people :
“Success”
Me :
“Run bitch run!”
That moment when you hide your friend’s things while they’re gone
When they come back asking to where it is, you’re just like:
Then when they turn around, you look at your other friends like:
Then your friend becomes frantic and is desperate like:
Then you pretend like you found it all excited and shit like:
Then they grab it from you and are all like:
omg u ass
Hahahaha best thing ever.
